Bathtime

So my entire bathroom was covered in painters drop cloths, aka: cut up garbage bags and masking tape.  I was out of propane and had been cold “showering” in the kitchen sink, one body part at a time.  I desperately wanted a long, hot shower.  Ass Hat called his friend, Snake, and he arranged for me to take a shower at another friends place, Remington.  Remington had an efficiency apartment and was dating Jenga.  Snake had keys to their place and didn’t think Remington was home, so I gathered my “shower caddy” and rode over to Remington’s place with Snake.  When we arrived, he saw Remington’s car in the parking lot.  He said, “Just go with it.”  I didn’t really know what was going on, but I prepared anyway.  He had me wait by the car while he ran inside.

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Drinking Limit

Ass Hat took me over to Jengas place to drink.  Never mind I was the only one under drinking age.  I don’t really remember most of the night; not because I was that drunk; it was just THAT long ago.  I remember Snake being there, but he must have left at some point.  The only part I really remember about him being there is that he showed Jenga his dick piercing and let Jenga drip candle wax on him.  I believe he regretted that decision immediately. Bwaahahaaa!

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It didn’t take too long before all but The Hulk and Ass Hat tapered off.  The two of them were VERY persistent and began competing against each other to date me.  I loved the attention, exhausting as it was.  I wasn’t looking to get serious with either of them, just enjoying myself.

They would leave notes on my car while I was at work or school and would even come in (sometimes together) and sit in my section.

One day, I decided to remodel my place a bit and ran into a small bump.

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