Ass Hat introduced me to his super cool chick friend, Butterfly. She was going to come and crash on my couch for a couple of nights so we took her to grab some of her stuff and head to my place. I hadn’t met her before so we sat around the living room getting to know each other. I asked her about the giant homemade tattoo she had inside her forearm. She told me the story of how she was
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Safety-Pin didn’t have the best home life growing up. She spent a lot of time with me during our high school years, although Continue reading “Down the Rabbit Hole Part 7: I Kissed a Girl… or 2”
I was on a mission: I wanted to be an irresistible sexual goddess. I was young, very thin and beautiful. I had been gifted with a lot of hair, perky boobs and a nice ass. I decided I wanted to learn everything there was to learn about sex. I needed a bag of tricks so Continue reading “Down the Rabbit Hole Part 6: Sex Goddess”
Before my mom remarried, she was engaged to a guy I call Cereal Killer. He was super cool and I really liked him. We all had a lot of fun together. I used to tease him about the way he ate cereal, hence the name. She broke off the engagement when I was in 8th grade. She said it wasn’t my fault, but I knew it was because of what I told her…
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So my entire bathroom was covered in painters drop cloths, aka: cut up garbage bags and masking tape. I was out of propane and had been cold “showering” in the kitchen sink, one body part at a time. I desperately wanted a long, hot shower. Ass Hat called his friend, Snake, and he arranged for me to take a shower at another friends place, Remington. Remington had an efficiency apartment and was dating Jenga. Snake had keys to their place and didn’t think Remington was home, so I gathered my “shower caddy” and rode over to Remington’s place with Snake. When we arrived, he saw Remington’s car in the parking lot. He said, “Just go with it.” I didn’t really know what was going on, but I prepared anyway. He had me wait by the car while he ran inside.
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Ass Hat took me over to Jengas place to drink. Never mind I was the only one under drinking age. I don’t really remember most of the night; not because I was that drunk; it was just THAT long ago. I remember Snake being there, but he must have left at some point. The only part I really remember about him being there is that he showed Jenga his dick piercing and let Jenga drip candle wax on him. I believe he regretted that decision immediately. Bwaahahaaa!
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It didn’t take too long before all but The Hulk and Ass Hat tapered off. The two of them were VERY persistent and began competing against each other to date me. I loved the attention, exhausting as it was. I wasn’t looking to get serious with either of them, just enjoying myself.
They would leave notes on my car while I was at work or school and would even come in (sometimes together) and sit in my section.
One day, I decided to remodel my place a bit and ran into a small bump.
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