Down the Rabbit Hole Part 8: Many Lessons Learned

Down the Rabbit Hole Part 8: Many Lessons Learned

Butterfly

Ass Hat introduced me to his super cool chick friend, Butterfly.  She was going to come and crash on my couch for a couple of nights so we took her to grab some of her stuff and head to my place.  I hadn’t met her before so we sat around the living room getting to know each other.  I asked her about the giant homemade tattoo she had inside her forearm.  She told me the story of how she was

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Down the Rabbit Hole Part 5: Cereal Killer

Down the Rabbit Hole Part 5: Cereal Killer

Before my mom remarried, she was engaged to a guy I call Cereal Killer.  He was super cool and I really liked him.  We all had a lot of fun together.  I used to tease him about the way he ate cereal, hence the name.  She broke off the engagement when I was in 8th grade.  She said it wasn’t my fault, but I knew it was because of what I told her…

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Down the Rabbit Hole Part 4: Epic Improve

Down the Rabbit Hole Part 4: Epic Improve

Bathtime

So my entire bathroom was covered in painters drop cloths, aka: cut up garbage bags and masking tape.  I was out of propane and had been cold “showering” in the kitchen sink, one body part at a time.  I desperately wanted a long, hot shower.  Ass Hat called his friend, Snake, and he arranged for me to take a shower at another friends place, Remington.  Remington had an efficiency apartment and was dating Jenga.  Snake had keys to their place and didn’t think Remington was home, so I gathered my “shower caddy” and rode over to Remington’s place with Snake.  When we arrived, he saw Remington’s car in the parking lot.  He said, “Just go with it.”  I didn’t really know what was going on, but I prepared anyway.  He had me wait by the car while he ran inside.

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Down the Rabbit Hole Part 3: Jenga

Down the Rabbit Hole Part 3: Jenga

Drinking Limit

Ass Hat took me over to Jengas place to drink.  Never mind I was the only one under drinking age.  I don’t really remember most of the night; not because I was that drunk; it was just THAT long ago.  I remember Snake being there, but he must have left at some point.  The only part I really remember about him being there is that he showed Jenga his dick piercing and let Jenga drip candle wax on him.  I believe he regretted that decision immediately. Bwaahahaaa!

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Down the Rabbit Hole Part 2: I Faked “It”

Down the Rabbit Hole Part 2: I Faked “It”

 

It didn’t take too long before all but The Hulk and Ass Hat tapered off.  The two of them were VERY persistent and began competing against each other to date me.  I loved the attention, exhausting as it was.  I wasn’t looking to get serious with either of them, just enjoying myself.

They would leave notes on my car while I was at work or school and would even come in (sometimes together) and sit in my section.

One day, I decided to remodel my place a bit and ran into a small bump.

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